the black blue dress is Actually New Black: The Science Behind THAT Illusionary SOFII

...[T]he looks all seem like you've been there before in the 1950s....'If my mother saw these clothes, she would consider them quite matronly and dated,' says [Bernie] Ozer [of Associated Merchandising Corp]...Stockings with seams are modern

XL: Bust 40", Waist 36", Length 35"

It kind of is, but Simple usually wins

There are several different types of miso, which vary in color, depth of flavor, saltiness, and "funk." I use white miso, which is lighter in color, and less salty

I do not recommend wearing jean shorts in Vegas

We prefer to see shirts tucked into waistbands but acknowledge that fashions change so shirts specifically designed to be worn untucked are acceptable